i need my computer to mug
no computer = no mug
no mug = no good results
no good results = grounded from use of computer
no computer = no mug
no mug = no good results
no good results = grounded from use of computer

bleah.

promos is bad cos promos makes ppl mug
mugging is bad as it's a period of solitary confinement
isolation is bad as it makes you lonely and lose your friends temperorarily
loneliness makes you suffer from depression easily
depressed people tend to eat a lot
eating too much makes people fat

im fat and bored. pls amuse me