YES. It's finally the time after 7 years of gaming, mechsiao is going to condense his gaming experience of dota into a valuable piece of information =D
The Trends
1. Sentinels always wins & Scourge always loses
Well. This is a very common bnet trend whereby the scourge/bottom team always loses without fail in 99.999999% public games. This could simply be explained by the common reason that the sentinels are mostly friends of the host, while the scourge are consisted of just pub players.
Well, the flaw is that the above is false. What mechsiao has observed is that this has to do with the lag of the players joining the game. The people who have the faster coms will get the sentinels (pro players with zai coms) slots, while those slower players (esp. indians and malays and the rest) will get the bottom slots. So well dota is actually quite a multiracial game and you know which race always prevail. Yes. You are absolutely right.
2. The highest percentage of Banlisted (banned from dota) players come from the Malaysian population
Well. This is again very significant. This trend reduces our interaction with the malaysian population, which is indeed a pity. Everybody should indeed be given a chance to pit themselves again other pro players in a game of dota. However, this is again not always true.
Mechsiao has observed that majority of the laggers, plug-pullers, vulgarity spammers come from a single population. Yes. You are right. It's the malays. It's totally not a prejudice or stereotype because stereotyping is to generalise something based on a smaller group of the larger population and claim that it's true. However, in this case, 100/100 malays that mechsiao have met in dota have met the requirement of lagging or game quitting at least once per game. And also, they have totally no skills. An in depth research carried out aiming to determine the displacement of the movements of malaysian dota players have proved that they often move in an eliptical path returning to the original spot (displacement=0) before casting a spell. This could well be explained by their faulty stolen mouse or a screwed up joystick. It's not quite surprising if you see 2 malay dota players having the same ip and both are noobs. It is proposed that they are indeed sharing the same mouse plugging in and out simultaneously.
(to be continued)
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Saturday saytiong at 7.30 so early >< damn tired. But finish liao went chrisy house =D WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII damn lame the wadeva warrior wars or don't know what lol. PAH! use the remote fly aeroplanes, draw circles, shave moustache, balance a ball, fan a few leaves and vaccum some leaves the randomest things you could ever find in a GAME lar wth. lol. and got this tabletennis game must balance the bat and the ball upwards and JUN YU GOT 1 POINT! LOL. He never get to grab the bat gg lose liao. remake. HAHA and chrisy is fimba don't know how he smash the ball upwards. ZAH!
Tennis was damn funny. Cos jun yu was damn XU WEI PUI! He basically ZAH'ed his way through his balls all got spin and he did so many drop shots and even won while playing in the toilet lar wth! ZAH!. Ke lian the daphne could only get thrashed lol by the XU WEI jophren. HAHAHA.
Bowling was damn funny! Cos JY found a foolproof method to make the ball straight haha. Cos apparently the bowling ball won't roll straight. So he swing the ball damn slow omg and it went straight BUT it took like 10498718419891 hours to hit the pins lol. The power so weak lar and still can strike WTF! XU WEI PUI! ZAH!!!!
And i realise i have no time to play dota wtf. it's like so busy on com only got time to afk wtf. can't even dota. and nobody to dota with me :( wth cos everybody is MUGGING!!!
HAHA and after the ermerm incident, toilet trips have become so humorous lol. And jy was saying if i ermerm R*****'s ermerm, who is the chou wen lol haha.
And chem H4 was damn funny. Fehling is always so fun!!! no wonder weixiang sees her so often lol. We walked into the class room with the fehling's signature squiggling move haha and fehling gave us that damn kawaii expression lol. then HAHA AND i we were liu liu liu kang di~~~~ liu liu liu~~~~~ deng deng dengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng!!!! then i imagined fehling dancing the dance and squiggling and cannot stop laughing hahahaha HAMSTER DANCE deeepadidididididoe hahaha!!! LAugh so much until now headache. SWeeee....
yo we have a national badminton team coach in our class yo!
kawaii ne!!!
legs of an angel
Tennis was damn funny. Cos jun yu was damn XU WEI PUI! He basically ZAH'ed his way through his balls all got spin and he did so many drop shots and even won while playing in the toilet lar wth! ZAH!. Ke lian the daphne could only get thrashed lol by the XU WEI jophren. HAHAHA.
Bowling was damn funny! Cos JY found a foolproof method to make the ball straight haha. Cos apparently the bowling ball won't roll straight. So he swing the ball damn slow omg and it went straight BUT it took like 10498718419891 hours to hit the pins lol. The power so weak lar and still can strike WTF! XU WEI PUI! ZAH!!!!
And i realise i have no time to play dota wtf. it's like so busy on com only got time to afk wtf. can't even dota. and nobody to dota with me :( wth cos everybody is MUGGING!!!
HAHA and after the ermerm incident, toilet trips have become so humorous lol. And jy was saying if i ermerm R*****'s ermerm, who is the chou wen lol haha.
And chem H4 was damn funny. Fehling is always so fun!!! no wonder weixiang sees her so often lol. We walked into the class room with the fehling's signature squiggling move haha and fehling gave us that damn kawaii expression lol. then HAHA AND i we were liu liu liu kang di~~~~ liu liu liu~~~~~ deng deng dengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng!!!! then i imagined fehling dancing the dance and squiggling and cannot stop laughing hahahaha HAMSTER DANCE deeepadidididididoe hahaha!!! LAugh so much until now headache. SWeeee....
yo we have a national badminton team coach in our class yo!
kawaii ne!!!
legs of an angel
Friday, July 27, 2007
There is this very very very fun HANDPHONE GAME bwahahahahah. It's semi-digimon semi-sim's city/park/tower whatever. The point is the game is damn fun!!! im addicted lol.
Basically you are a fish owner. You start with a few small fishes. You are supposed to feed them and breed them. They can lay eggs and produce babies which will grow again. When the fishes are big you can sell them to make space for more. The aim is to discover and breed 7 wonder fishes that have special abilities!!! There's a shop too to buy add-ons and stuff. The best thing is that the game is real-time and even when your phone is on standby mode or it's off, the game still runs!!! and so the fish still grow BWAHAHAH!! dl and see for yourself
To DL.
1) Use Handphone go to http://wap.mobile9.com/
2) select the 2nd option Xhtml i think
3) then enter the number 211163
4) poof you can play!!! bwahahahah
Basically you are a fish owner. You start with a few small fishes. You are supposed to feed them and breed them. They can lay eggs and produce babies which will grow again. When the fishes are big you can sell them to make space for more. The aim is to discover and breed 7 wonder fishes that have special abilities!!! There's a shop too to buy add-ons and stuff. The best thing is that the game is real-time and even when your phone is on standby mode or it's off, the game still runs!!! and so the fish still grow BWAHAHAH!! dl and see for yourself
To DL.
1) Use Handphone go to http://wap.mobile9.com/
2) select the 2nd option Xhtml i think
3) then enter the number 211163
4) poof you can play!!! bwahahahah
Thursday, July 26, 2007
You're not alone
Together we stand
I'll be by your side
You know I'll take your hand
When it gets cold
And it feels like the end
There's no place to go
You know I won't give in
no I won't give in
Keep holdin' on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Just, stay strong
'Cause you know I'm here for you
I'm here for you
There's nothing you can say (nothin' you can say)
Nothing you can do (nothin' you can do)
there's no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
So far away
I wish you were here
Before it's too late
This could all disappear
Before the doors close
And it comes to an end
With you by my side
I will fight and defend (ah ah)
I'll fight and defend (ah ah) yeah yeah
Keep holdin' on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Just, stay strong
'Cause you know I'm here for you
I'm here for you
There's nothing you can say
Nothing you can say
Nothing you can do
nothing you can do
There's no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Hear me when I say
When I say I believe
Nothing's gonna change
Nothing's gonna destiny
Whatever's meant to be
Will work out perfectly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....
La da da da, la da da da da
La da da da da da da da da
Keep holdin' on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Just stay strong
'Cause you know I'm here for you
I'm here for you
There's nothing you can say
nothing you can say
Nothing you can do
nothing you can do
There's no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Ahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh
Keep holdin' on
Ahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh
Keep holdin' on
There's nothing you could say
Nothing you could say
nothin you could do
nothing you could do
There's no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
There's someone out there who needs this song more than me :(
Jiayou.
Together we stand
I'll be by your side
You know I'll take your hand
When it gets cold
And it feels like the end
There's no place to go
You know I won't give in
no I won't give in
Keep holdin' on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Just, stay strong
'Cause you know I'm here for you
I'm here for you
There's nothing you can say (nothin' you can say)
Nothing you can do (nothin' you can do)
there's no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
So far away
I wish you were here
Before it's too late
This could all disappear
Before the doors close
And it comes to an end
With you by my side
I will fight and defend (ah ah)
I'll fight and defend (ah ah) yeah yeah
Keep holdin' on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Just, stay strong
'Cause you know I'm here for you
I'm here for you
There's nothing you can say
Nothing you can say
Nothing you can do
nothing you can do
There's no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Hear me when I say
When I say I believe
Nothing's gonna change
Nothing's gonna destiny
Whatever's meant to be
Will work out perfectly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....
La da da da, la da da da da
La da da da da da da da da
Keep holdin' on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Just stay strong
'Cause you know I'm here for you
I'm here for you
There's nothing you can say
nothing you can say
Nothing you can do
nothing you can do
There's no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
Ahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh
Keep holdin' on
Ahh, ahh
Ahh, ahh
Keep holdin' on
There's nothing you could say
Nothing you could say
nothin you could do
nothing you could do
There's no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
'Cause you know we'll make it through
We'll make it through
There's someone out there who needs this song more than me :(
Jiayou.
why did it have to be like this?
what is happening to me?
why do i need to be like this?
what is going on?
I just need to truly understand
If you could just give me a little more time
Please go away
Till i sort out my thoughts
I'm never so unsure of myself
I don't want to experience this again
I don't want to experience this anymore
Please...
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
SICK again
gg ar. today ocp again. OCPOCPOCP i think i should stock up on OCPs so that i no need to walk all the way to the staff room everytime i'm like a regular customer already...
anyways mmy com had faulty speakers so i called up dell and they send a technician down today for FWEEEE :D dell rocks haha. AND OMGWTFBBQSAUCE the technician looks exactly like yeechong. LOL but instead of dota he plays cs lmao.... okie so he come here talk a lot of cock just replace a speaker replace 1 hour plus... then he kept talking about how fun army was throw grenade all those shit and tekong had no ghost and how boring army life would be if u downgraded and stuff
BUT he's a nice guy =D cos i learned smth from him bwahahaha. My com can change rams lol.... ok im technodeprived all along i tot labtops couldnt upgrade rams haha. wtf he just unscrewed a button and pop the rams are out -.- so ez wtf. i think being a technician is quite fun :D
bleh..
anyways mmy com had faulty speakers so i called up dell and they send a technician down today for FWEEEE :D dell rocks haha. AND OMGWTFBBQSAUCE the technician looks exactly like yeechong. LOL but instead of dota he plays cs lmao.... okie so he come here talk a lot of cock just replace a speaker replace 1 hour plus... then he kept talking about how fun army was throw grenade all those shit and tekong had no ghost and how boring army life would be if u downgraded and stuff
BUT he's a nice guy =D cos i learned smth from him bwahahaha. My com can change rams lol.... ok im technodeprived all along i tot labtops couldnt upgrade rams haha. wtf he just unscrewed a button and pop the rams are out -.- so ez wtf. i think being a technician is quite fun :D
bleh..
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Thursday, July 19, 2007
No i hate the umbrella song!. But avril is brilliant. YEAH! Her song rocks. It's so parodisable. The parodisability is so great it distorts everything into something that fits into a puzzle of something else =D
Avril Lavigne - Innocence
waking up i see that i am so late,
but who to blame cos i live so faraway.
on the bus i look around and i am not amazed,
i always think about the little things when i'm so great.
i wouldn't change a thing about it,
this is the best feeling.
(chorus)
i'm always so brilliant
i have so many things to say
i know i'm perfect
please don't go away
you need me now
and you'll hold on to it
onto my very beautiful thighs
i live in a place so far, not so very near,
the many times in my life and it's always so clear.
i'm smart, i'm clever, i'm so happy here,
i'm so strong and i let myself be sincere.
i wouldn't change a thing about it
this is the best feeling
(chorus)
it's something about my thighs that sets noses bleeding
it's my finger that shows without warning
i'm so beautiful i make you want to cry
i have so many commitments i keep on working
all the tests i just keep on aceing
i'm so beautiful i make you want to cry
I'M SO BEAUTIFUL I MAKE YOU WANT TO CRY. PUI
i'm always so brilliant
i have so many things to say
i know i'm perfect
please don't go away
you need me now
and you'll hold on to it
onto my very beautiful thighs
(chorus)
Avril Lavigne - Innocence
waking up i see that i am so late,
but who to blame cos i live so faraway.
on the bus i look around and i am not amazed,
i always think about the little things when i'm so great.
i wouldn't change a thing about it,
this is the best feeling.
(chorus)
i'm always so brilliant
i have so many things to say
i know i'm perfect
please don't go away
you need me now
and you'll hold on to it
onto my very beautiful thighs
i live in a place so far, not so very near,
the many times in my life and it's always so clear.
i'm smart, i'm clever, i'm so happy here,
i'm so strong and i let myself be sincere.
i wouldn't change a thing about it
this is the best feeling
(chorus)
it's something about my thighs that sets noses bleeding
it's my finger that shows without warning
i'm so beautiful i make you want to cry
i have so many commitments i keep on working
all the tests i just keep on aceing
i'm so beautiful i make you want to cry
I'M SO BEAUTIFUL I MAKE YOU WANT TO CRY. PUI
i'm always so brilliant
i have so many things to say
i know i'm perfect
please don't go away
you need me now
and you'll hold on to it
onto my very beautiful thighs
(chorus)
Monday, July 16, 2007
I'm back to this emo-ey sounding song that i'm smitten over with cause i could just imagine sasuke in that pic playing the song. I would just play the piano and it would be such a beautiful duet indeed. Nar it ain't gonna happen.
It's kinda ironic how the A lvl's are imminent yet i still repudiate piles of homework like junk. I've been watching more movies lately, playing more games, stoning more often, watching more tv, playing the piano, all but except whatever doing homework. Just like how chris and i were talking about rpgs =D, yeah didn't know chris was an rpg-lover too, finding corrupted ways to get our hands on wii games, how cool the gameplay interface of FF13 was and is going to be (just can't wait to see the effects of the white engine), and he was considering to pay and play guildwars lol. what a heavy investment and a perilous bet on his A lvls man. Homework are piling up and i feel the heat i shall embark on the journey to fulfilment, no matter what i've been doing for the past 1 year half, the nonchalant and lackadaisical attitude shall vanish.
ARrrrr all that utopian state-of-mind thinking. More practically, 1 week to complete Maths Sampling - The lecturer is really like a faulty lightbulb, screechy and blown. HAllo are you with me? Just sack her already.
Maths Hypo testing - It's an important topic according to some tutors
Maths Complex Numbers - 2pid remedial adding so much weight to my laundry list. 10 questions. 10 questions that "quote ngsaytiong : need time to think carefully before you can get the answer". 10 questions that got like 5 parts each. OK wtf.
Maths Practice paper - I don't wanna dl it pls.
Issues and Ideas - More crapping bullshieting
Chem group 2 - not so bad
Chem group 7 - quite bad jy & chee had quite a few blanks
Physical geog Case study - done over weekends
Physical geog past years DRQ - :(
Human geog term paper - ... ... ... this is gonna take as much time as issues and ideas man
Physics lasers and semicon is quite doable cos Mr. Chua rocks!
Physics nuclear physics - E.T chiikiiivooommm boombah
inexhaustible list. oh wells. everything beats being a student.
time waits for no one.
indeed.
It's kinda ironic how the A lvl's are imminent yet i still repudiate piles of homework like junk. I've been watching more movies lately, playing more games, stoning more often, watching more tv, playing the piano, all but except whatever doing homework. Just like how chris and i were talking about rpgs =D, yeah didn't know chris was an rpg-lover too, finding corrupted ways to get our hands on wii games, how cool the gameplay interface of FF13 was and is going to be (just can't wait to see the effects of the white engine), and he was considering to pay and play guildwars lol. what a heavy investment and a perilous bet on his A lvls man. Homework are piling up and i feel the heat i shall embark on the journey to fulfilment, no matter what i've been doing for the past 1 year half, the nonchalant and lackadaisical attitude shall vanish.
ARrrrr all that utopian state-of-mind thinking. More practically, 1 week to complete Maths Sampling - The lecturer is really like a faulty lightbulb, screechy and blown. HAllo are you with me? Just sack her already.
Maths Hypo testing - It's an important topic according to some tutors
Maths Complex Numbers - 2pid remedial adding so much weight to my laundry list. 10 questions. 10 questions that "quote ngsaytiong : need time to think carefully before you can get the answer". 10 questions that got like 5 parts each. OK wtf.
Maths Practice paper - I don't wanna dl it pls.
Issues and Ideas - More crapping bullshieting
Chem group 2 - not so bad
Chem group 7 - quite bad jy & chee had quite a few blanks
Physical geog Case study - done over weekends
Physical geog past years DRQ - :(
Human geog term paper - ... ... ... this is gonna take as much time as issues and ideas man
Physics lasers and semicon is quite doable cos Mr. Chua rocks!
Physics nuclear physics - E.T chiikiiivooommm boombah
inexhaustible list. oh wells. everything beats being a student.
time waits for no one.
indeed.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
AH yes the pic gotten from dpah's blog. Finallly we managed to persuade kiat to take a pic. OUR brotherhood =D
from the left:
Ricky
-high level mugging skill
-resides in the library predominantly
-highly powerful vanishing skill highly undetectable
-badminton powerhouse
Kiat
-always shun from cameras
-the Singapore gymnast
-has his own fellowship
Guirong
-happy-go-lucky
-his voice penetrates all matter
-hardcore runner
Jun yu
-tall
-dark
-and
-handsome.
Anyway watched Harry Potter. It would be a great movie if you havent read the book. Cos the movie cuts out so many things some parts doesn't flow at all. But the fighting scenes were cool and ALSO the cast!
-Luna Lovegood : She's damn cute in the movie damn freaky but she got white HAIR DAMN COOL white hair rocks
-Flashes of Draco Malfoy : Can't really see his face but i think he grew uglier
-Harry Potter : PUI one of the only movie where the protagonist is not a favourite
-HErmione : She's still as gorgeous but she doesnt have white hair =/
-Umbridge : She's damn freaky in the movie. Mega hate her. 2pid xiao la jiao
-Snape : <333333 DAMN COOL and CUTE. COOL + Cute = <3 damn funny mega funny in this movie
2 hours of movie + 5 hours of pool + 1 hour of dota = lie flat on the bed GeeGee
And today SICK la chee PLEASEEEE get well.
Monday, July 09, 2007
ARgh damn pissed cannot find my geog notes and it's $7.50 set of geog notes!!! WALAO.
And even worse cos Nadal lost and i stayed up all the way to 1.30 just to watch him win and he twisted his knee wtf. So suay la the moment i see him twist knee i know gg he gonna lose liao. But ayee it was all so close nadal is still gonna be the best he's young and he's got the potential and most importantly HE'S LEFT HANDER. yes hail left handers right yenny and dingy left handers pwn man 2pid toon federer bootlicker go die. Go pray ur federer is lucky again next year man or he's so gonna get thrashed. After the whole competition federer just broke down and cried. He was so overwhelmed man. He himself said that he cried cos he was so happy and he was trying very hard to clinch as many titles b4 he loses his title and this time he was lucky that he won nadal cos nadal will be hard to beat. he said it himself lor he was the luckier player. MAN this is true sportsmanship OK not some 2pid federer owns cos i support him. GO DIE.
Today drank the world's cheapest bubble tea man wtf only 70 or 80 cents. And hell yea kiat sure know how to flirt even with old aunties wtf.
go away
And even worse cos Nadal lost and i stayed up all the way to 1.30 just to watch him win and he twisted his knee wtf. So suay la the moment i see him twist knee i know gg he gonna lose liao. But ayee it was all so close nadal is still gonna be the best he's young and he's got the potential and most importantly HE'S LEFT HANDER. yes hail left handers right yenny and dingy left handers pwn man 2pid toon federer bootlicker go die. Go pray ur federer is lucky again next year man or he's so gonna get thrashed. After the whole competition federer just broke down and cried. He was so overwhelmed man. He himself said that he cried cos he was so happy and he was trying very hard to clinch as many titles b4 he loses his title and this time he was lucky that he won nadal cos nadal will be hard to beat. he said it himself lor he was the luckier player. MAN this is true sportsmanship OK not some 2pid federer owns cos i support him. GO DIE.
Today drank the world's cheapest bubble tea man wtf only 70 or 80 cents. And hell yea kiat sure know how to flirt even with old aunties wtf.
go away
Friday, July 06, 2007
geegee never passed a single subject. geog hasn't come back yet but this time geog will suck like shit as well compared to previous papers praying for a pass though. feel so shitty like never before.
first ever class lan outing. kiat's idea. duh. it's like he's a LAN addict. typical shouting screaming damnshuang but play and play so fast 10 dollars used up geegee.
Some stuff happened.
-chee morphed into mega aun
-chee pee'ed 3 times record holding cos we all got very good ren niao gong li
-kiat kept spamming f words
-kiat the whole lan shop was kiat and mainly kiat's voice
-tian cheng was owning in cs like no tomorrow
-zhikai was surprisingly good at all games
-weixiang left halfway cos he can't dota
-weixiang didn't sleep
-ricky had weird nicks
-ricky was surprisingly quiet
-jun yu is cs god
-jun yu kept changing to lame maps
first ever class lan outing. kiat's idea. duh. it's like he's a LAN addict. typical shouting screaming damnshuang but play and play so fast 10 dollars used up geegee.
Some stuff happened.
-chee morphed into mega aun
-chee pee'ed 3 times record holding cos we all got very good ren niao gong li
-kiat kept spamming f words
-kiat the whole lan shop was kiat and mainly kiat's voice
-tian cheng was owning in cs like no tomorrow
-zhikai was surprisingly good at all games
-weixiang left halfway cos he can't dota
-weixiang didn't sleep
-ricky had weird nicks
-ricky was surprisingly quiet
-jun yu is cs god
-jun yu kept changing to lame maps
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
20 hours after the geog paper in a super hot hall that has no ventilation and lotsa noise coming from the bottom and idleness since physics paper for 3.5 hours and then the maths paper come back and it is really uper super super sian every block test is after holidays is really 2pid thing the school thought that giving us the holidays to study is very productive but wtf life goes on again there's no break and this is really crazy cos even 2pid nerds need a break somewhere in their mugging and everybody needs a timeout somehow and wtf the papers were all so difficult and the grades doesn't reflect anything other than utter disappointment again and again everytime especially for the renowned tough subjects other than the humans nerf the rest of the papers were holy shit and really i don't know how long i can ramble on but i just need to ramble cos every saturday got to go back to school cos of beautiful maths grades which were kinda expected just praying to pass but even passing is an ordeal what a toot up school where we study when people are resting and study even harder when other people are studying.
just ro my life away.
just ro my life away.
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