To keep things anonymous and classified...
Let someone in my office be called Cpl Jerald
and let my chief clerk be called Ms. Lim

(phone rings)
CPL Jerald : Hello, XX unit, CPL jerald speaking.
Ms. Lim : Hi, i would like to find out ur TUR.
CPL Jerald : 150 hours of Inet and 150 hours of sleep.
Ms. Lim : I mean ur TUR!! Not what you do at home.
CPL Jerald : Yes that's my TUR! (answers with pride)
Ms. Lim : Come to my office now!

gg.