Am sick during my bdae... What a way to celebrate it... And i got a 3 day MC bdae present from the doctor lol. Not bdae present la, but cuz i sick till quite jia lat.

American Boy

Nothing much to update other than that i'll be posting out very soon. Although I'll still be at the same place haha, but it feels great to be posting out of this stinky office. Although there are much memories about niaoing the slothy warrants, but i think this is a good chance to escape.

I love American accent :D especially turkish american accent <3

Take me on a trip, I'd like to go someday

Singapore arhhhh!

LOL. Suddenly feel very nationalistic pissed with the country. Past few days I kept seeing some advertisement on pollution of air at bustops, saying one passenger car max can take 4 people, while a bus blah blah blah, hence if you take bus, the carbon dioxide emitted per person is sooooooo much less. WOW, sounds reasonable. BUT wait... Now that i commute everyday home from work at the police academy bus stop, and that i've got 2 buses to take, it should be pretty awesome that i will reach home early. But since school reopened, omgzzz, 6pm wait until 6.45pm the buses all pass still full till the front door and people board from back door. That's like if you count, 10 buses, but no only got 3 buses... 30 min per bus... since i got 2 buses. WALAU government ask ppl to commute public vehicles, then so cui one ar cannot even board... I WILL LEARN DRIVING!

Some funny things about Singaporeans :D
1) Complain weather hot but still bathe in heater
2) Sleep in cold cold air con then cover blanket tight tight
3) Complain ERP so expensive but still travel like nobody's business (PIE got one latest 4 dollar ERP for car and 6 dollars for trucks OMG LAR)
4) Super hates traffic jams but when got accident slow down and see until whole expressway not moving at all

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
4)

Da Xi Shi!

This year's cny started off with me losing mahjong! argh wad a sad start. Just can't seem to get any lucky tiles to win it... It was the class bbq/gathering thereafter. Special guests include daphne and yen shan. haha. yeah yen shan just got back from you-know-where and apparently is extremely wealthy, richest amongst us at the moment flaunting his bag and earphones and the like. daphne, the long-lost migrant, was finally free from her roster duties.

yen shan and his bimbotic shirt and still bimbotic acts and poses lol. brings back old memories. daphne still with her elaborate makeup, this time are the long lashes that looked quite real. fooled some of us =D talked a lot and chatted on till almost the last bus is gone and the taxi fares would skyrocket.

it was bai nian and mahjong once again!!!. This time i finally won hahaha. But I nv get any da tai la... so i nv recuperate my losses >< oh wells nvm mahjong is fun and addictive :D

today was the busiest day haha. Weixiang dropped by to bai nian too lol. Pimples from the horrible brunei trip faded and healing. After that was LAN madness with my cousins at my house. It's aMAZING :D

Happy Niu Year =D

To keep things anonymous and classified...
Let someone in my office be called Cpl Jerald
and let my chief clerk be called Ms. Lim

(phone rings)
CPL Jerald : Hello, XX unit, CPL jerald speaking.
Ms. Lim : Hi, i would like to find out ur TUR.
CPL Jerald : 150 hours of Inet and 150 hours of sleep.
Ms. Lim : I mean ur TUR!! Not what you do at home.
CPL Jerald : Yes that's my TUR! (answers with pride)
Ms. Lim : Come to my office now!

gg.

We belong together

Got some time to spare. So time to blog down some points. It's been so long since i've blogged, didn't have the time, didn't have much to say. Well, life's been pretty boring in army, everything revolves around that damned place. Life's better now though that more people are coming to my office. ORD mood lor! :D

Now i'm so damn addicted to mariah carey's we belong together. It has the typical mariah carey style, that no one can immitate, call that unique man. Just like estelle's american boy, and beyonce's if i were a boy. They're quite similar actually =D

Class Christmas/New Year party just passed not long ago. It was quite a long time that everybody got together, well even those overseas came back. Liewqi bought an entire box of candy cane which tasted like eclair. Taboo was fun, especially with Chee's gestures. Wtf is chingay lol. And thanks for the wallet tian cheng :D


Sing along to We Belong Together =D

"This is not forever" (ORD remix) written by me :D:D

I know that now i'm near that i have 9 more months to go
I will be strong and perservere that i am going home
Back then i came i was stupid, i was foolish,
I was lying to myself.

I went through high and low the training was so vigorous
For all for what i didn't know but it was quite obvious
Cause I didn't know you, Cause I didn't know me
But i kept hanging on
I never fell

The feeling that i'm feeling now like i've been cheated by
a million people cos i know that this is army life
The pay's so low the risks so high that it's not worth my life,
Right here, Cause baby~

When I ORD I'm gonna leave
this Shitty place that's not for me
Cos I know for sure that
this hell is not forever

Who else am I gonna lean on when times get rough
The warrants' pay so high but the work they do is not enough
Who's gonna take my place there ain't nobody better
Oh, baby baby, this is not forever~~~

It's still so hard to believe

Explosive

What's the type of life i wanna have? Somewhat easygoing or tough and challenging? I realise from the games i played like utopia and perfect world, I already have all these questions sorted out. Not one of gaming, but helping people out.

Well helping has many sorts, of your own will or not. There are many ways to help people too, be it physically or mentally etc. Well, no matter what topic and stuff are on my mind, somehow or rather they link to army life... That's pretty sad and epic. Well i get to help people in my life now, helping people i don't like, helping people not of my own will and helping people physically. I guess that's pretty sad.

Anyways, I finally found bond. Can't wait to get my hands on them. I'm just like the song that popularised them and used in many magic shows, for now.

Complicated

"Listening is the least you can do even when you cannot do anything else" quoted from B5 of TODAY. I couldn't help but burst out laughing when i read those lines. You can't blame me you know, when your office is dominated by you-know-whats. Anyway this phrase was from an article how to keep your employees at your workplace. It's about respect and giving due credit and also attention along those lines. Apparently, this crisis is prevalent and rooted deep into the high-ranking baby-boomer generation that of course would starkly and definitely be of more prominence at my workplace - that is that "employers" treat their employees like shit.

Speaking more about my current workplace, I realised an hourglass pattern in its organisation and structure, a structure that is doomed to fail. Why? Right at its highest tier, the chocolate bars and galaxy. At the middle tier, the bowmen and sharpshooters. Right at the bottom tier, are those waiting to be promoted to civilian. The organisation resembles a perfect hourglass shape based on the input, output and efficiency of the 3 tiers. Isn't this structure doomed to fall?

Of something of greater importance, nabei my card holder gave way and my camp pass and 11B dropped somewhere i didnt know. Now i can't find them... made police report and worse come to worse, i'll have to pay 100 bucks and 7 guard duties. WADDDEEEEHECK. Omg seriously la. The worse is to tio chinese new year guard duty. My warrant already brimming at me evil grins. Oh god of all times.

Life's like that

life sucks

I never felt so close to death.